Technically, you’re not supposed to have these…
Rumor has it these flip flops were liberated from the locker room at Shrublands, a 00’s go-to health retreat where secrets slipped and mink glove massages are on the menu.
Stamped with “Property of Shrublands Health Retreat”, these are the kind of off-duty essentials you accidentally walked out with. Soft fabric lining over a sturdy rubber sole keeps things comfortable, while the sleek black straps keep your cover intact.
- Rubber sole for missions (or martinis) on the move
- Plush 100% polyester fabric lining for that spa-day feel
- Classic toe post style with black Y-shaped straps
Unauthorized, untraceable, undeniably cool. We won’t tell if you don’t. But if anyone asks, you found them.
Size guide
|
US WOMEN |
US MEN |
EU |
UK |
S |
6-7.5 |
6-7 |
37-38.5 |
4-6 |
M |
8-10 |
7.5-9.5 |
39-41 |
6.5-8 |
L |
10.5-11 |
10-11.5 |
42-45 |
8.5-10.5 |